Reverse Raid

My Friend Told her friend to aim raid me. so i reversed it.

L0STxCAUSE92 (8:57:31 PM): Autumn told me to say hello to you
Uchiha192 (8:57:40 PM): oh hello
L0STxCAUSE92 (8:57:49 PM): hi

Uchiha192 (8:57:51 PM): hi
Uchiha192 (8:57:57 PM): so i herd you leik mudkipz?
L0STxCAUSE92 (8:58:05 PM): who?
Uchiha192 (8:58:16 PM): who?
Uchiha192 (8:58:34 PM): whatchu talkin bout
L0STxCAUSE92 (8:58:54 PM): wtf?
Uchiha192 (8:58:59 PM): bbq?
L0STxCAUSE92 (8:59:35 PM): huh?
Uchiha192 (9:00:08 PM): i was told what you did to the cat
Uchiha192 (9:00:12 PM): never again you hear?
L0STxCAUSE92 (9:00:19 PM): which cat ?
Uchiha192 (9:00:24 PM): mr. sprinkles
Uchiha192 (9:00:59 PM): am i right?
L0STxCAUSE92 (9:01:08 PM): is that the orange one ?
Uchiha192 (9:01:14 PM): yeah
L0STxCAUSE92 (9:01:18 PM): aww'
L0STxCAUSE92 (9:01:21 PM): yea
Uchiha192 (9:01:28 PM): dats nasty son
L0STxCAUSE92 (9:01:30 PM): I only saw him once I think
L0STxCAUSE92 (9:01:35 PM): huh?
Uchiha192 (9:01:44 PM): i need to ask you a question
L0STxCAUSE92 (9:01:51 PM): um
L0STxCAUSE92 (9:01:52 PM): sure
Uchiha192 (9:01:55 PM): if i were to say the number 7
Uchiha192 (9:02:03 PM): how would this effect you?
L0STxCAUSE92 (9:02:17 PM): well I was born the 7th
L0STxCAUSE92 (9:02:39 PM): So I guess I would think of myy b-day
Uchiha192 (9:02:50 PM): thats it...you wouldnt think of the "incident"
L0STxCAUSE92 (9:03:21 PM): huh?
L0STxCAUSE92 (9:03:43 PM): you're confusing me man

Uchiha192 (9:04:58 PM): well its simple really. the answer when i say "7" you should think of either a) Athenodoros Cananites or b) the death of Quintus Caecilious Metellus Creticus Silanus
L0STxCAUSE92 (9:05:10 PM): why ?
Uchiha192 (9:05:49 PM): 7
L0STxCAUSE92 (9:05:56 PM): yea
Uchiha192 (9:06:06 PM): those are the 2 important things that happened on 7
Uchiha192 (9:06:08 PM): the date 7
L0STxCAUSE92 (9:06:12 PM): ok
Uchiha192 (9:06:18 PM): yea
Uchiha192 (9:06:26 PM): dont feel bad no one ever gets that one
L0STxCAUSE92 (9:06:37 PM): ok
Uchiha192 (9:06:46 PM): riddle: what do you get when you cross an owl with a bungie cord?
L0STxCAUSE92 (9:06:57 PM): uhh
L0STxCAUSE92 (9:07:05 PM): i have no clue
Uchiha192 (9:07:08 PM): The Office
Uchiha192 (9:07:10 PM): ha
Uchiha192 (9:07:12 PM): haha
L0STxCAUSE92 (9:07:16 PM): umm
L0STxCAUSE92 (9:07:17 PM): ok
Uchiha192 (9:08:31 PM): have you ever seen aqua teen hunger force
L0STxCAUSE92 (9:08:43 PM): I don't know
Uchiha192 (9:08:52 PM): meatwad? you seen him?
L0STxCAUSE92 (9:08:56 PM): O!
L0STxCAUSE92 (9:09:04 PM): I LOVE meatwad
L0STxCAUSE92 (9:09:05 PM): !!
Uchiha192 (9:09:09 PM): he get da moneys see
Uchiha192 (9:09:10 PM): lol
L0STxCAUSE92 (9:09:17 PM): ya
L0STxCAUSE92 (9:09:38 PM): May I ask you a personal question?
Uchiha192 (9:09:41 PM): shoot
L0STxCAUSE92 (9:10:08 PM): Are you a Chick or Dude? 'Cause I have no clue.
Uchiha192 (9:10:18 PM): guess
Uchiha192 (9:10:20 PM): first
L0STxCAUSE92 (9:10:26 PM): ok

Uchiha192 (9:10:34 PM): wait do you know the code of the internet? i mean that would determine it
L0STxCAUSE92 (9:10:43 PM): umm
L0STxCAUSE92 (9:10:44 PM): no
Uchiha192 (9:10:53 PM): hold on ill get you the definition
L0STxCAUSE92 (9:10:57 PM): ok
L0STxCAUSE92 (9:11:04 PM): you don't gotta
Uchiha192 (9:11:41 PM): well its something like all girls are boys all boys are little kids and all little kids are chris hansen
L0STxCAUSE92 (9:12:11 PM): are you a guy?
Or a lesbian ?
Uchiha192 (9:12:17 PM): or am i both
Uchiha192 (9:12:25 PM): oh ho i have you now?
L0STxCAUSE92 (9:12:42 PM): WHAT!??!
Uchiha192 (9:13:05 PM): Rule #2 says i should remain anonymous sorry
L0STxCAUSE92 (9:13:27 PM): ok
L0STxCAUSE92 (9:13:34 PM): well Auddy told me your a dude
L0STxCAUSE92 (9:13:37 PM): but whatevfer
Uchiha192 (9:13:41 PM): ah dang
L0STxCAUSE92 (9:13:54 PM): yep
L0STxCAUSE92 (9:13:56 PM): hahha

Uchiha192 (9:14:04 PM): so my cover is blown right?
L0STxCAUSE92 (9:14:13 PM): not totally
L0STxCAUSE92 (9:14:23 PM): and besides you don't know me
Uchiha192 (9:14:53 PM): i know you midge
L0STxCAUSE92 (9:15:03 PM): oh realll?
Uchiha192 (9:15:08 PM): ya realll
L0STxCAUSE92 (9:15:17 PM): don't mock me!
L0STxCAUSE92 (9:15:24 PM): than who are you?
Uchiha192 (9:15:31 PM): rule no. 2
L0STxCAUSE92 (9:15:31 PM): is this Frickin' Fred ?
Uchiha192 (9:15:56 PM): This is stinkin sammy
Uchiha192 (9:15:57 PM): ftw
L0STxCAUSE92 (9:16:17 PM): I don't know a sammy
Uchiha192 (9:16:28 PM): my name is...shake zula
Uchiha192 (9:16:45 PM): the mike rulah
L0STxCAUSE92 (9:16:51 PM): huh?
Uchiha192 (9:17:11 PM): you wanna trip?
L0STxCAUSE92 (9:17:29 PM): what ?
Uchiha192 (9:17:39 PM): ill bring it to ya
L0STxCAUSE92 (9:17:44 PM): umm
L0STxCAUSE92 (9:17:48 PM): what trip?
Uchiha192 (9:18:24 PM): pizza and french fries k?
L0STxCAUSE92 (9:18:33 PM): umm
Uchiha192 (9:18:40 PM): thats how you ski
L0STxCAUSE92 (9:18:46 PM): I only like Domine's Pizza
Uchiha192 (9:18:50 PM): same
L0STxCAUSE92 (9:18:56 PM): amen to that
Uchiha192 (9:18:59 PM): im gonna tell you a story
L0STxCAUSE92 (9:19:05 PM): YA!!
Uchiha192 (9:20:14 PM): "The time i broke my arm" So i was ski'ng this day right. up in my cabin in aspen. yah i gotta cabin; barely ever use it. is that so wrong i mean i use it on weekends. so anyway i was ski'ng. and i busted this tree in half. i mean in half. like 2 pieces.
L0STxCAUSE92 (9:20:29 PM): aww
Uchiha192 (9:20:39 PM): busted a tree in half
Uchiha192 (9:20:44 PM): it was crazy
Uchiha192 (9:20:47 PM): not a true story
L0STxCAUSE92 (9:20:48 PM):
L0STxCAUSE92 (9:20:55 PM): awesome
L0STxCAUSE92 (9:21:31 PM): anyother stories >
L0STxCAUSE92 (9:21:32 PM): ?
Uchiha192 (9:21:51 PM): the time i hurt my foot when i went to the bank?
L0STxCAUSE92 (9:21:59 PM): umm
L0STxCAUSE92 (9:21:59 PM): ]
L0STxCAUSE92 (9:22:01 PM): ok
L0STxCAUSE92 (9:22:03 PM): sure
Uchiha192 (9:22:16 PM): well this one time, i went to the bank. but i didnt wear shoes. so i hurt my foot
L0STxCAUSE92 (9:22:27 PM): ok
Uchiha192 (9:22:59 PM): well i gotta go
Uchiha192 (9:23:02 PM): kthaxbai
L0STxCAUSE92 (9:23:05 PM): um
L0STxCAUSE92 (9:23:07 PM): bye?